DICTIONARY OF DATING!!

I found this on the net and it makes interesting readings. Credit is given to this unknown writer

ATTRACTION - The act of associating horniness
with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING - The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL - Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY - A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT - A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she
is interested in him. Despite being advised to do
so, many woman have difficulty looking a man
directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness,but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND - A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE - A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

INTERESTING -A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT - What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY - How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC - A man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER - Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

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